What does a girl do when her entire life is falling apart in front of her eyes? Well, if you are Britney Spears, you give a Priest a Lap Dance!
In photos in her new CD, Blackout, she is scantily clothed and sitting on a Priest's lap. In another photo in her new CD she looks amorous while leaning up against a church confessional.
I have not seen the pictures yet but, if I can find them somewhere, I will be sure to post them so that we can all see what kind of an outstanding young lady Britney Spears has grown up to be!
Oh, and she got pulled over by the cops again last night. They let her go with just a warning and, while no one knows for sure what the minor infraction was, her ex-assistant/cousin Alli Sims could be heard telling the officer "We'll get one this week. She just got this." It is possible that her temporary tags have expired on her new Mercedes convertible. Given the fact that she has enough time to go shopping, get her lips plumped, party at night and makes tons of runs to Starbucks and gas stations, couldn't she have taken some time to get her new tags? But, I digress!
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