Just Because You Have a Valid License...

doesn't mean you should be driving, y'all!

Unable to control myself today, I must, I must, I must bust Britney's...err...chops?!!?

Anyway, mere days since her last run-in, literally, with a paparazzi, she did it again. She hit another paparazzo yesterday. And, yes...it was, again, with her car.

I do feel for her...as little as I can feel for someone like her. Here is the thing: she thrust herself into the lime light. She chose her career path and she has continuously made herself the #1 person that people want to read about simply because we all cannot avert our eyes from a horrific accident and, let's face it...she is the biggest, ugliest accident that ever lived. And, by accident, I don't mean that she should never have been conceived. Not that kind of accident. Of course I meant it metaphorically. Let me just make that clear, lest I offend my readers (assuming I have more than one)! Anyway, I feel for her only because she is swarmed by paparazzi every moment that she is out of her house and, both times that she has hit a pap with her car, they were surrounding her car. So, I can sort of see how easy it might be to accidentally hit someone when you are given absolutely no room to maneuver a huge piece of machinery like a car.

However, she also tends to put herself out in the most pap-popular areas of California. If she would frequent more off-the-beaten-path establishments, she may stand a chance of meandering unnoticed.

And, to her credit, she did seem truly sorry for hitting the paparazzo yesterday. Even to the point of near tears.

Now, another piece of news that sinks my heart a little bit is that she was given back her limited visitation rights with her boys. She is allowed to resume monitored visits with them throughout the week and one overnight each week. Awfully generous of the Judge to give it back to her. Dude has a way more forgiving heart that I do. But, I guess that I will just have to settle for not forgiving her for him!

I swear...I can't help myself! She is like a warm cup of coffee on a dreary morning with a pile of work on your desk to greet you when you get into work. She is like a fuzzy pair of slippers after walking around in 3 inch heels for 8 hours. She is like the soothing purr of your cat when she cuddles up on your lap and looks at you like you are the only being in the world that matters. She is like coming home from a long vacation and laying down in your bed with your pillow and drifting contentedly off to sleep. Britney is simply addictive! I can't quit her!