I Need Rehab...

I have been accused of being obsessed with Britney Spears! So be it! I just can't help myself! She is a train wreck and I just can't help but look!

So, I will do my best to limit myself to one post today. But, it will be hard as it isn't even noon yet and I have already found 2 big stupids that she did just yesterday.

Fresh from having her visitation rights with her kids taken away, did she spend time at home while reflecting on what she has done to deserve such a sad punishment? No way! Kids, Schmidz! Her pucker need some work so, she allegedly went out and got her lips plumped. When your world is crumbling down around you and you are about to be hit in the head with what may be a fatal brick, go out and do something to enhance your appearance. Never mind the need to give a lot of thought to what went wrong and brainstorm on what needs to be done to right it. Worry more about your appearance because, that is really what matters.

Next up, do what you do best. Have an accident with your car and just leave. It doesn't even have to be a big accident. Just run over a paparazzi's foot, sit there in your car while deciding what to do about the fact that your car is on someone else's flip-flopped tootsie, finally decide to remove your car from said person's foot and just drive away! But, make sure you keep your new puffy lips covered so as not to look less than perfect in public. After all, your appearance is truly what matters most in the entire world.

UPDATE: Hey, at least I'm keeping it inside one entry today!

The Brit Twit has decided to blow off her court ordered/appointed Parenting Coach and, now that coach is not having it anymore of it. The Coach has requested, of the Commissioner, that the home visits be put to an end as she felt that they have been going nowhere. Brit is not taking her advice.

IMO, it isn't that Brit isn't taking her advice. It is my belief that that Twit just doesn't care. It sounds like she is acting like an insolent teen aged brat.

And, it is reported that Brit said, "Why didn't he (the Commissioner) lock down the building for me?" upon getting into the elevator while leaving last week's court hearing. And, she is right. Why didn't he? I mean, she was only a small total of some 5 hours late for her hearing and she was only reportedly disrespectful towards the Commissioner during the hearing. Why indeed?