What will it take to get your attention? Even when you ask the court for an emergency hearing to amend the current order in which you are allowed supervised visits with your kids and a parenting coach, you shit all over everyone by missing your own requested hearing! You want to have overnights with your kids but, you aren't responsible enough to get to the court after asking for the hearing and saying you will be there. Should anything change, and you actually do get your butt to that hearing, you are still late which is more than just disrespectful. There really isn't a word in any language that I can think of to describe that purely despicable act. WTF is wrong with you? Forget getting your kids back. Try growing your hair back first and see how that works out for you.
And, since I had a Britney Free Day yesterday, I need to do a nice "little" update.
You gave paparazzi another little crotch shot yesterday. Nicely done. Are you aware that there are ways to get in and out of vehicles without baring your nether regions? Here...I'll describe the move to you since I can't show you. You slide both of your legs (closed...that is key...you might try it on a regular basis in all facets of your life) together to the left or right depending on whether you are the driver or passenger. Then you scooch forward a bit, put both of your feet on the ground and stand up. Walla! No crotch shots! It really is simple and, only takes once to get the hang of.
On your first visit with your kids, rumor has it that you spent the entire time on your cell phone. Is that why you want overnights with your kids? Is it because there is simply not enough time after all of your friends go to bed and aren't available to talk to you on your cell phone anymore, to spend with your kids? Here is an idea, call your friends before your kids arrive. Call your friends after your kids leave, and call your friends in between visits. If you will even have those visits anymore after the stunt you pulled this AM at (or not at) your emergency court hearing.
Now, I believe in praising my pets for jobs well done. So, I try to follow that logic with humans too. Congrats on your drug tests coming up negative! Good girl! You can do anything you put your mind to. Get up and go to court when you call an emergency hearing. Spend quality time with your children after a judge was gracious enough to grant you limited visitation. Not show your crotch in public. Stay drug free for your random drug tests. Well, one out of 4 isn't too bad. Oh wait, today isn't Topsy Tervy Tuesday anymore. 1 out of 4 is really awful. Really! Not good at all. That is what a teacher would call a 25% on a test. Let me help you...that is worse than an F. That is practically a Z. Perhaps a Y. Most definitely not anywhere near passing.
Last but not least...it is rumored that you hit Kevin several times throughout your marriage. This is rumored to be the reason that Kevin requested that you not be allowed to administer corporal punishment on Jayden James and Sean Preston. One of your "campers" said, "This is just another attempt to make Britney look like a bad Mom". Let's call a spade a spade here. You ARE a bad Mom. I know that new Moms make mistakes in the beginning. But, this isn't the beginning anymore. And, the mistakes that most Moms make in the beginning are getting shampoo in their baby's eyes while bathing them. Pretty minor in comparison to soda in bottles and driving with one of them on your lap. And, that entire "Country" excuse isn't cutting it. You really aught to apologize to "Country Folk" for implying that they are ignorant of simple common sense.
Where you come from is no excuse for bad parenting! Period! Grow up! Instead of going out every night, perhaps go to a Barnes & Noble or another book store near you and buy a parenting book. Stay home for a few nights and just read and learn. Whatever common sense you are missing should be well covered in a good parenting book. In the mean time, ask your parenting coach lots and lots of questions. Seriously! Make her work for the money she is being paid to teach you how to raise your kids. She is there to help you so pick her brain. When in doubt, ASK!
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