Clepto, Bad Mom, Horrendous Driver...

...ex-pop star...and the list goes on. I have been really good about keeping Britney out of my blog for some time now. But, I can't ignore this one. She has been known to just take stuff...a lot. And, usually she takes things that cost a lot of money. But, this time, she took something small that didn't cost much but is still wrong. What is with her? She makes over $700,000 a month and she can't pay $2 for a lighter at a local gas station? Loser! Add that to her titles list. This girl should be in jail...now. Not later from now...not never from now. In fact, 6 months ago. She is a menace to feet, her children, small business owners. EVERYONE! Put her away and throw away the key! In fact, coat the key in acid and make it cease to exist.