Beer Goggles?

Nicole Forrester VS
Stacy Ferguson
Michelle "Bombshell" McGee VS
Sandra Bullock


Attention Jesse James and Josh Duhamel: What the fuck is wrong with you two? You infuriate me. I am not an expert at beautiful women but, come on. Anyone with vision can see how very beautiful Sandra Bullock and Stacy Ferguson are. So, what prompted you to cheat on your beautiful wives with the likes of Nicole Forrester and Michelle McGee? Was it Beer Goggles? Because that is the only way I can imagine that you could blank out on the beautiful faces of the women you idiots fall asleep next to each night and do some stupid scumbag crap with the likes of those two lesser attractive women. For a straight chic, I think I have pretty good taste in women and, neither Nicole Forrester, nor Michelle "Bombshell" McGee are a blip on my radar. Ok...I'll give Michelle props for her body but, of what I have seen of Sandra Bullock's body, she's pretty sexy. And Josh...you had to be smashed to think that Nicole was even remotely attractive. She isn't the ugliest woman on God's green Earth but, when compared to Fergie...for real?

So, how does that saying go? For every beautiful woman, there is some man that is sick of her shit. Well, how about this? For every man that is sick of a beautiful woman's shit, that beautiful woman is sick of his slimeball, cheating ass.