Some Douche Bag was driving up my butt hole on a busy highway where I was already going 75. I couldn't go any faster because there was a line of cars in front of me. He tried to pass me in the slow lane and had to get back behind me when he couldn't get any further due to the guy in the car next to me. So, he proceeded to be up my butt until I had to shift lanes for my exit. He finally got past me, only to be behind the car I was behind. Got real far there, didn't ya?
You would think that this guy was driving some expensive, my dick is the biggest dick in the world and I have the money to show it, kind of car. The coup de grace was when I saw that he was driving a Mitsubishi Lancer which he purchased at a Porsche dealership (according to the plate border). Just because you bought it at a Porsche dealership doesn't make it a Porsche, dude!
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