Why Should I Pay You?

In the age of computers and the Internet, we all know that we can find almost anything we want answers to if we just Google it. So, realizing that I seem to be an every year victim of Bronchitis, I decided to do some digging. I wanted to know what causes it and if there is any way that I can prevent it.

Then, I found a link to a site where a guy insisted that he has been able to prevent his Bronchitis, and, if he does end up catching it, he can make it go away in days instead of weeks or months. He told his story about how debilitating his Bronchitis has been over the years and said that he was told what to use to get better in days and how to prevent it. He said it is a concoction of 3 natural ingredients. He said that you make it into a steam, breath the steam in and you can feel the healing begin immediately.

Now, I am no Internet newbie. I knew from word one that there would have to be a catch. I learned that lesson years ago when I was up at 4 in the morning trying to find ways to help ease the pain of acid reflux and read through someones story and promise of help. Only, when I got to the end of that site, it offered help for the Low Low Price of my left leg...or $29.99.


So, it was no surprise to me that I could get the answers I was seeking with my Bronchitis, for my right arm...or something like $14.99. If I would buy his spiral bound book, I too could get immediate relief from my current bout with Bronchitis and keep it away next year.

So, tell me...if it only takes 3 ingredients to cure you of Bronchitis, how much more can you possibly have to say to make up a good 50 or more page book? And, why should I pay you money to tell me this secret? Wouldn't you want to give this simple information out for free? If you were truly a Bronchitis sufferer, the last thing you would want to do is profit from taking the suffering of others away.

If I found the key to taking this pain away, I would tell everyone. And, I would be elated to do it for free. Just the knowledge that I was able to make others feel better would be enough payment for me.

Bronchitis is horrible. I literally get pissed off each and every year when I know that I have gotten it...again.

So, I am making a promise right here and now! If I ever find the magic pill, concoction or potion that makes Bronchitis go away in under several weeks and can keep you from getting it each year to come, I will just give it to you all. I won't keep it a secret and make you pay me money.

If I want to pay someone to help me with my Bronchitis, I'll just keep going to my doctor each year.