Gross! That and a few other terms that I would call "of endearment" are ones that I would chose to apply to one of the doctors on Dr. 90210. First of all, he really has a very high opinion of himself. Then, there is the creepy way he talks to and touches his patients. Although, they don't seem to mind, that is just not my idea of a good Doctor/Patient relationship.
Then, just when I think he can't be anymore inappropriate, he goes ahead and refers to the unfortunate problem of being less than well endowed as far as breasts go, as a "Handicap". Are you freaking kidding me? Really? Allow me to clarify. One of his patients was very, very small. She even said she had a negative A cup. She was a nude model and wanted a breast enlargement so that she could finally feel comfortable in her chosen career. So, the doctor's response was amazement about how "flat" she really is and then, he said some unthinkable things. Especially to the ears of someone who is also not well-endowed. He said that she has been lucky to do as well as she has in her career despite her "Handicap" of small breasts. Handicap? So, does that mean that I can get a Handicap license plate, a handicap tag for my rear view mirror in my car, and park in handicap spaces from now on since I am not that well-endowed either? Wow! I never really thought of my lack of massive chesticles as a "Handicap". I'll have to work this angle and see how far it can take me!
What a freaking Tool! No wait...a tool implies he is useful!
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